Season’s greetings to one and all! Here’s hoping you’re having a decent holiday with lots of grub and grog and that the big fella brings ya lots of goodies. But just in case his bag isn’t big enough to bring all the porn I know you guys asked for, and because I’m feeling all seasonal here, I’ve got a special gift for you, my loyal readers. How does a free voyeur sex video grab ya? Right by the balls, I’m thinking. So here ya go:

Now before you ask, there is no catch to this. Presents are free by definition, aren’t they? All you have to do is click on the image above, enter your email address and collect your free voyeur sex video rental.

So what are you waiting for, Christmas? Grab a cup of cheer and something to mop up your mess and get watching!

Happy Holly Daze and Happy Wanking!  —Simon

Thank fucking god it’s Friday! I think I’m coming down with something. Not only does my head hurt, but I have a bit of a fever, as well. And to clinch it, today at work this chick came in wearing a seriously short skirt—I mean a skimpy little strip of material that barely covered her buns. Well, the view should have been a nut buster when she reached up to get a book off the top shelf. And it really should have tied me in knots when she dropped said book and bent over to pick it up. Christ, you could see all the way to everywhere. But uh-uh, nothing. My own live voyeur upskirt show and not a rise, not a peep out of old Henry. I must be dying.

Anyway, just because I couldn’t enjoy the show doesn’t mean you should suffer. I wouldn’t want to kick the bucket with that on my conscience, so here are a couple of the best voyeur upskirt pics I could find in my collection.

Go ahead and check out the whole set. I’m gonna catch some ZZZ, because if Henry ain’t happening, I ain’t happening, ya know? And I’ve got some heavy peek and pet sessions planned for the holidays.

See ya later —Simon