Well, the big day has come and gone, and the heady call of the annual boxing week sales has the population donning shin pads and jock cups in preparation for a trip to the mall. While everyone else was out cruising the shops, battling the madding crowd in the post-Christmas sales chaos that characterizes our ‘civilized’ society, I was doing a little window shopping from the relaxed and considerably safer confines of my desk chair. And by ‘window shopping’ I mean exactly that. Have a gander at this merchandise:

You’ve just got to love the convenience of online shopping, eh guys? Where else would you find this kind of window display? These spy cam masturbation pics had me opening my wallet—and my pants—faster than any bargain bin blowout at the local department store could. I just couldn’t resist watching the full-length footage of this blonde piece of fluff doing herself in ‘private’, so I shelled out for a full membership to the site. And it was worth every penny. Talk about blowouts!

So here’s what I say: Eschew the insanity…blow your wad at RISKY VOYEUR. It’s definitely the best bang for your buck!

—Simon

Well, the weekend’s over. Damn. It was one of the best weekends I’ve had in like forever. Why? Because my buddy and I decided to go out in the wee hours of Sunday morning for a game of hide and peek. So around 3AM, when all’s quiet in the suburbs, we take a little stroll up to this nice looking house on a side street and have a boo through the window. And what do you think we see? This freaking HOT chick changing out of her party clothes.

 

Man, I almost busted a nut when this babe took off her bra and panties, but then she leaned back on the couch, kinda drunk like, and started running her fingers through her bush, with her legs spread wide and her pussy pointed right at us! My buddy grabbed the cam and started filming for his hidden camera video collection, but he got so excited he dropped the damn thing, so we only got a short bit of the action recorded. But the whole scene’s committed to memory, you can be sure of that!

After that I got to thinking about where to find more of this hidden camera video footage—because I admit I’m a bit of a chicken shit when it comes to actually creeping around in the dark—and I discovered this awesome site where you can blow your load to peerage, so to speak, from the safety of your own desktop.

I’ll be staying in tonight. —Simon

They say there’s no cure for those of us who share a predilection for spying on people having sex or in various states of undress. But who the hell wants to be cured when you can watch voyeur videos like this one, and from the comfort of your own home, too?

Take this security cam sex tape, for example. It’s a classic, and nothing on earth could have prevented me from enjoying it to the max without having to worry about who was coming around the corner to catch me spying.

This chick got a bit more than she bargained for when she went for her massage. Seems the masseur was looking for a little rub down himself. It doesn’t look as if his client minded an internal massage much, either, judging by the avid way she lets his fingers and his cock do the walking. In the heat of the moment, they forgot about the hidden camera installed by the security chaps, or perhaps they never knew about it. Whatever the case, we’re treated to a nice, full-length session.

Now that’s real hidden sex, and it doesn’t make me feel the least bit sick. On the contrary, I definitely feel better than I did before I watched this! How about yourself?

Keep on Peepin’! —Simon