Well, the big day has come and gone, and the heady call of the annual boxing week sales has the population donning shin pads and jock cups in preparation for a trip to the mall. While everyone else was out cruising the shops, battling the madding crowd in the post-Christmas sales chaos that characterizes our ‘civilized’ society, I was doing a little window shopping from the relaxed and considerably safer confines of my desk chair. And by ‘window shopping’ I mean exactly that. Have a gander at this merchandise:

You’ve just got to love the convenience of online shopping, eh guys? Where else would you find this kind of window display? These spy cam masturbation pics had me opening my wallet—and my pants—faster than any bargain bin blowout at the local department store could. I just couldn’t resist watching the full-length footage of this blonde piece of fluff doing herself in ‘private’, so I shelled out for a full membership to the site. And it was worth every penny. Talk about blowouts!

So here’s what I say: Eschew the insanity…blow your wad at RISKY VOYEUR. It’s definitely the best bang for your buck!

—Simon

Okay all you perverted peepers out there, you and I know that there’s only one thing better than viewing pics of naked women in their most private moments, and that’s viewing voyeur videos of naked women in their most private moments, right?

Well, I’ve got a steamy one for your peeking pleasure today, my friends. This seriously hot brunette chick lies down to take a nap, see, but she finds the sensation of the rough blanket on her sensitive nipples too much to take. In no time at all she’s got her hot little hands between her legs and giving us all a peep show like you’ve only ever dreamed about!

Whoever shot these voyeur clips must have had nerves of steel…I’d have been dropping the camera and grabbing the old mono pod!

Wank on! —Simon