Good gawd, now I’ve seen it all. I’ve heard tell of people who like to get it on in a cemetery, and I can understand that…it’s a nice quiet place for a fuck. But nonetheless, I was intrigued to come across this security cam footage of a couple doing it in a coffin. And I was even more intrigued to discover that the coffin was awaiting its new owner at the time! Hell, now that’s a sneaky night’s work! Of course, I was sneaking in a little relief work myself while watching this bit of coffin copulation, and I can tell you my widow-consoler had no qualms about spying on this couple doing the graveyard shift.
—Simon







