Season’s greetings to one and all! Here’s hoping you’re having a decent holiday with lots of grub and grog and that the big fella brings ya lots of goodies. But just in case his bag isn’t big enough to bring all the porn I know you guys asked for, and because I’m feeling all seasonal here, I’ve got a special gift for you, my loyal readers. How does a free voyeur sex video grab ya? Right by the balls, I’m thinking. So here ya go:

Now before you ask, there is no catch to this. Presents are free by definition, aren’t they? All you have to do is click on the image above, enter your email address and collect your free voyeur sex video rental.

So what are you waiting for, Christmas? Grab a cup of cheer and something to mop up your mess and get watching!

Happy Holly Daze and Happy Wanking!  —Simon

You probably have it figured out—judging by the photo at the top of the page here—that I’m heavily into shower voyeur scenes. It’s the water glistening on those rounded tits, it’s the soap bubbles running down that curvy ass, but I think most of all it’s the view when the chick bends over to wash her feet or shave her legs that gets me hard. In this particular case, it’s a hot brunette bending over to rinse between her legs. Watch…

—Simon

Elevators aren’t always the sweetest smelling places, but have you ever gotten into an elevator that smelled like sex?

It happened to me the other day. I went over to see my pal, who works at one of the high rises downtown, and decided to take the elevator up to the top floor to check out the view. As soon as the doors opened I smelled it…the unmistakeable odor of humans rutting.

The elevator was empty save for this young couple getting off, but the way they were grinning, there was no doubt they had already gotten off. The chick was a hot little blonde number, and I got to thinking how I’d love to be a fly on the wall inside that elevator so I could watch her in action.

And then it struck me.

I stepped inside the car for a look around, and what to my wondering eyes did appear but a tiny security camera mounted ever so discreetly in the ceiling vent. So I cancelled my trip to the top and went directly to my friend’s basement office, knowing the view would be better from down there.

Did I mention that my friend works security? He and I spent a lovely couple of hours watching that hot blonde number do her guy time after time, completely unaware that she was being filmed. There’s nothing like an afternoon of security cam sex fresh from the making.

Yes, I really am a lucky sonofabitch. What can I say? It pays to have pals in high places…LOL But so ya don’t get too green with envy, here’s a clip…

If you want to view this security cam sex tape in it’s entirety, you’re going to have to get it over at Security Cam Chronicles. My friend also likes to make a bit of pocket money on the side.

—Simon